Circumstantial

Ask me anything   Ashley. 22. Michigan

heckacute:

I wish that people kept losing their teeth throughout their life because I hate to think that I will never get to do the thing where you tie your tooth to a doorknob and slam the door to yank it out. 

— 6 hours ago with 18 notes

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

(via nickelspenniesanddimes)

— 6 hours ago with 91092 notes
peoplearewankers:

Sounds like I’m in a relationship when really I’m just a needy friend

peoplearewankers:

Sounds like I’m in a relationship when really I’m just a needy friend

(via nickelspenniesanddimes)

— 6 hours ago with 939 notes
"I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it."
— 6 hours ago with 543196 notes
"You can’t just make me different and then leave."

Looking for Alaska, John Green (via e-vaporate)

Fucker.

(via missanaaaa)

(Source: survivinginsanity, via nickelspenniesanddimes)

— 6 hours ago with 454542 notes
*something falls behind my bed*

candi4olitz:

itunestore:

"well it was really nice having that thing. Goodbye”

*phone falls behind the bed*

Take mattress off the bed, pulls out bed frame, move everything that falls behind the bed previously to get to the phone. Phew

(Source: miraguey, via kaitlinx-x)

— 7 hours ago with 34765 notes
fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

(via kaitlinx-x)

— 7 hours ago with 275113 notes